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When was your last amateur or professional
miniature golf experience?
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Your shoe sizes please?
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What are the names of any pets left at
home?
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Have any of you ever been outside of
Earth’s gravitational field?
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Have any of you ever experienced the
condition of loose or temporarily dislodged eyeballs due to zero gravity?
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Do any of you have a pacemaker or any
other implanted device?
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Are you now or have you ever been a member
of the SCIENCE FICTION BOOK CLUB?
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Are any of you allergic to any particular
brands of golf balls?
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Are any of you afraid of water?
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Who invented miniature golf? When did he
or she invent it?
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What state do you think has the most
miniature golf courses per capita?
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If Walt Disney were alive today, what
would he say?
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Are any of you survivors of a flying
saucer abduction?
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Are you absolutely sure none of you has a
pacemaker or any other implanted device?
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Do you believe that ancient astronauts
visited earth?
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Do any of you have any puritan or Amerindian
blood in your family?
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What animal lays the largest eggs?
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Are there any lawyers in the group?
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Please raise your right hand and repeat
after me: I hereby agree to participate in WOODY WOODMAN¹S GOLF MINIATURE
REALITY and agree to waive the right to press charges should any personal
injury result—whether physical, psychological, psychic, or imagined—from my
participation in WOODY WOODMAN¹S GOLF MINIATURE REALITY.