WOODY WOODMAN¹S GOLF MINIATURE REALITY

 

·         When was your last amateur or professional miniature golf experience?

 

·         Your shoe sizes please?

 

·         What are the names of any pets left at home?

 

·         Have any of you ever been outside of Earth’s gravitational field?

 

·         Have any of you ever experienced the condition of loose or temporarily dislodged eyeballs due to zero gravity?

 

·         Do any of you have a pacemaker or any other implanted device?

 

·         Are you now or have you ever been a member of the SCIENCE FICTION BOOK CLUB?

 

·         Are any of you allergic to any particular brands of golf balls?

 

·         Are any of you afraid of water?

 

·         Who invented miniature golf? When did he or she invent it?

 

·         What state do you think has the most miniature golf courses per capita?

 

·         If Walt Disney were alive today, what would he say?

 

·         Are any of you survivors of a flying saucer abduction?

 

·         Are you absolutely sure none of you has a pacemaker or any other implanted device?

 

·         Do you believe that ancient astronauts visited earth?

 

·         Do any of you have any puritan or Amerindian blood in your family?

 

·         What animal lays the largest eggs?

 

·         Are there any lawyers in the group?

 

·         Please raise your right hand and repeat after me: I hereby agree to participate in WOODY WOODMAN¹S GOLF MINIATURE REALITY and agree to waive the right to press charges should any personal injury result—whether physical, psychological, psychic, or imagined—from my participation in WOODY WOODMAN¹S GOLF MINIATURE REALITY.